The Worst State For Health Insurance in The United States is….

… any ranking among states must also produce a bottom group. The state with the worst health system is Mississippi, according to the Commonwealth Fund. It’s followed by Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Nevada, Texas, Kentucky, Florida, New Mexico and Illinois.

from Forbes

Whoops said Florida.

The following is from an interview conducted with the state of Florida circa 2005.

Reporter:  So Florida I understand that you have been a little underwhelming in your performance in the health insurance arena.  More specifically I have heard that you are negligent and capable of extreme acts of selfishness, do you have any comment or explanation?

State of Florida:  Listen you are a real pain in my xwsdsfklj  I think that reporters as a species don’t have mothers and in fact are borne from insects without genitalia.

Reporter:  I am sorry you feel that way Florida, but I need to ask are you aware of the fact that one health insurance company represent nearly 90% of the individual health insurance market?  and with great power comes great responsibility, and in the face of that power you are accussed of many an illicit backroom deal.

SOF:  Listen again you nosy reporter, I am a state in the United States, what are you?  Some kind of worm in the buttocks of life.  Or more specifically a buttworm.  I am more likely to talk to a rotting highway animal corpse than I am to give you the explanation that you are looking for.

Reporter:  This is highly unusual Florida, one would actually guess Florida that you are a drug abuser the way that you talk.  But even more specifically Florida the way that you act is truly reprehensible, I am going to get my whistle.  I am merely a reporter and you talk to me like a buttworm in Karl Roves ass.

SOF:  If the shoe fits…

That was a brief 2 minutes reel of tape from an interview between one of our crack reporters and the crack state Florida.

In reality, that is a joke but the Florida health insurance industry is awful.  It is prejudiced and it is unfair to Americans.  I don’t want to preach but should there ever come a time that people are forced to come to grips with theiractions I can promise you that if the state of Florida was a human being it would be a complete worthless, self absorbed hell burner.  People die in Florida without health insurance period.  I know it I have seen it and I want to stop it.  I want everyone to at least care enough about each other to want to stop it.  If you work in health insurance and you know anyone tell them that this system of health care is not only unfair but it is wrong and evil.  No one that needs medical care should be turned away and I can promise anyone that reads this blog that this happens everyday.

Lets at least call attention to it.  Lets all try to help someone not to die without health care.  If you know someone like this that needs help at least call us, 888 803 5917 we know every single free public Florida health resource program available.  We will help that person if you can’t or don’t know how.

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